An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.
The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and
a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still
beating."
"Oh, how awful," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks
with shock,
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"

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